Greetings Earth People,
I've come for all your fucking cider and beer.
Those that do not comply will be exterminated.
Hey, thanks so much for taking time outta your day to visit my store! You fucking rock!
Got into punk in 1980 and my passion for corresponding with other punx all across the world and supporting nice folks in great bands has never died for me.
So fuck it...I opened this store.